I knew I would have to learn a few lessons in my first weeks, and I believe these lessons have started.
You might remember me mentioning the nice lady Nicky who comes to weigh me and see that I am OK. Well, lesson No 1, don't let your guard drop just because you thought they were nice.
When she came on Monday, we were having our friendly "oogy googy goo" banter, when "WHOAH!!" the next thing I know a blinking great needle goes right into my heel for some "heel prick test". I was very brave and didn't cry though, but if I ever hear someone say "they are going to do something for my own good", I'll be ready next time. I think it must have been quite bad because they had to bandage me up as you can see below.
Lesson No 2
While we were in bed the other night talking, feeding, screaming, feeding, I wondered what makes Mummies & Daddies all over the world have little people like me and my friends.
Well I think I found out the other day when we drove into this great big car park and I heard Daddy say to Mummy, " This makes it all worth while, we can now park in the parent & baby spaces and not walk half a mile to the shop".
"SHOP"!! I looked up, I saw a big red sign, TESCO. This was it, I remember being told in the hospital that when you go to TESCO, they put you in some rickety metal basket contraption, which veers from one side to the other, and usually bumps up and down because it has a flat spot on one of the wheels, and then the best bit, when you enter the shop you SCREAM & SCREAM & SCREAM so that all the 100's of shoppers can hear, 'cos apparently they love to hear a baby's voice.
Well I'm sorry to say I well and truly blew it, see below.
Sorry to all you baby's out there I'll try harder next time.
Lesson 3
Nappy Changing !! The other night Pops came up to watch my Daddy change my nappy.
I was proud of this one and glad Pops was there to witness it, and I think we both knew we could have fun with this one.
I knew I was expected to make it hard for Daddy, so I thought I would put in a big effort especially as I had an audience. First I thought I'd scream while Daddy undressed me, no reaction, so I thought I'd throw my arms and legs around, again no reaction, then my chance came, there I was no clothes on and one heavily soiled nappy at my feet, I looked at Pops and I think he could read my mind because as I brought my foot down into the nappy he warned Daddy who whisked it away just in time. The last throw of the dice was if I could roll of the changing mate at great height onto the floor, then I remembered I didn't know how to roll.
So I have learned that as my Daddy is pretty brilliant at changing nappies, I'll have to think of something else.
Anyway afterwards Daddy and I had a good laugh about it as you can see below.
And here's a photo of my Mummy looking after me too, I'm soooooo lucky to have these two to look after me, I know we're going to enjoy learning all these lessons together.
Me and my Mummy